Celebs: They're just like us -- only better looking and dumber

If I only knew how to blink properly.

Fish, meet barrel.  I'm not quite sure how this happened, but in the 20+ postings of Celebs: They're just like us -- only better looking and dumber, I've never offered anything from the Queen of Stupid herself - Paris Hilton.  The one-time home porn actress and fading reality star with an estimated worth of $45 million (not including the family money), a $6 million home in the Hollywood Hills and a pink Bentley apparently has had a tough go of it.  She recently told Piers Morgan:

"Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me."

Oh really?  Have you ever temped?