Well, this is weird

My postings in recent days haven't involved the normal vitriol you've become accustomed to.  So I got to thinking last night, "What's happening to me?  Am I losing my edge?"  Then it hit me, I just started a temp gig and it's not awful.  Here's why:

• It pays pays well (by temping standards).  
• It's a long-term assignment (by temping standards).
• It doesn't require much work so I have time to write.
• My boss isn't an asshole.
• The hours are a strict 9-6.
• My commute doesn't take more than 15 minutes.
• The cafeteria has decent, reasonably priced food.
• I have friends who work close by, so I can luncheon with them.
• My co-workers are pleasant and respectful.
• They have good coffee.
• On Fridays they bring bagels and pastries for the staff.
• The computer works.

Wait.  Did I say "I just started a temp gig and it's not awful"?  I've clearly lost my mind.