I Love LA

I know many of you hate when I do song parodies. I'm more than happy to improve my content for a small fee. But until the checks start rolling in, I'll periodically do these.  Today I offer my take on Randy Newman's "I Love L.A."

This song is dedicated to my friend who is inexplicably experiencing L.A. nostalgia despite having moved to A Coruña, Spain.  Hopefully this will bring that confusion to an end.

Now just hit play and start singing.

Hate New York City

Too much to choose from

Culture and history aren't my style

Let's leave Chicago to the crazies

Who wants museums or Wrigley Field?

Nothing's worse than Geno's East

Crawlin' along at 10 miles an hour

Behind a diesel-belching pickup truck

Can't dodge the plumes, can't even change lanes

I'm going crazy as fuck

Roll up the windows crank up the A/C

'Cause it's one hundred and eight

This place is strip-mall ugly

And your can never find a parking spot

From San Dimas to Reseda

From El Monte to Del Aire

Everybody's very happy

'Cause Prop 215 legalized it

They're too stoned to see that it's crappy

I love L.A. (We love it?)

I love L.A. (We love it?)

Look at that smog

Look at that skeeze

Look at that druggie over there

He ran NBC

Look at these women

Ain't nothin' real about 'em

Barham Boulevard traffic (We love it?)

101 traffic (We love it?)

Highland Boulevard traffic (We love it?)

405 traffic (We love it? We love it?)

I love L.A.

I love L.A.

(We love it?)

Stay here!