The Official Temp Diaries Christmas Carol: "Happy Xmas (Temping Sucks)"

'Tis the season, or something like that.  And what kind of Grinch would I be if I didn't participate.  So I deliver to you my pièce de résistance -- the official Hollywood Temp Diaries Christmas carol.  It's to the tune of "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" by John Lennon.  I like to call it "Happy Xmas (Temping Sucks)."

To all who don't like my song parodies, there's a lump of something waiting in your stockings.  To everyone who likes them, hit the play button and sing along.

So I'm temping on Christmas

'Cause I can't find a job

Another year wasted

As a Hollywood slob

And I'm temping on Christmas

In Business Affairs

The phone isn't ringing

I'm bored but who cares?

And I'm temping on Christmas

Is it yet the New Year?

Or at least six o'clock?

It isn't I fear.

And I'm temping on Christmas

I wish it was fun

At 10 bucks an hour

Will this day soon be done?

And I'm temping on Christmas

Is my diploma worth squat?

I just want an agent

To give me a shot.

And I'm temping on Christmas

It still isn't fun

Unemployment is stable

It's around nine point one

And I'm temping on Christmas

Sorting office supplies

I'd sure like a job

That would be a nice surprise

And I'm temping on Christmas

Likely in to next year

At least I have something

That'll pay for my beer.

And I'm temping on Christmas

Wondering when things went wrong

I'm considering law school

Now let's all sing along

Temping sucks

Unemployment

Moving home

Now...