Celebs: They're just like us -- only better looking and dumber

Too pretty to look at her own quote

Zoë Saldana -- one of People's 100 Most Beautiful (2007) and #42 on Maxim's Hot 100 (2008) -- needs to give up the modesty act.  It's tired, but People covered it anyway

"Sometimes I have to give myself permission to be pretty"

How does that whole getting permission conversation go?  Let's just imagine...

"Hi self.  It's Zoë here."

"Who?"

 "Zoë Saldana.  You.  Me.  All of us."

"Oh.  Hi Zoë, how are you today?"

"Well.  I've been better."

"Why?  What's wrong?  Is it boy trouble?"

"No.  It's not that.  Can I ask your permission for something?

"This must be serious.  Sure, what is it?"

"I'm just not feeling pretty today."

"Oh.  That.  Have you tried Massengill?  It's made with all natural ingredients like vinegar and water or baking soda."

"No you dope.  Not that.  I just I'm not feeling...oh forget it.  I'm hot!  Who am I kidding?"

Zoë.  A quick bit of advice.  Shut up.  Just shut up.  Look good and shut up.