As the most important person in Hollywood, I believe I deserve tickets (1 + guest) to an Emmy after party. As of yet, no one has sent me my invite. I figure one of you is connected enough to get me into one next weekend's shindigs, right? My email is TempX@tempdiaries.com.
If you are unable to fulfill my request, a 12-pack of Miller High Life and a burger from Tommy's (no pickles) will suffice. Please leave them outside my door.
1 comment:
Would Keystone suffice?
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