Meet Team Temp Diaries

This Saturday is the 5th Annual Hollywood Assistant Beer Pong Competition. And for the first time in history, the underclass of Hollywood (the Temps) are represented.

I have spent $30 of my hard-earned money (that's 3 hours of toiling at CAA) to finance Team Temp Diaries. This team of ne'er-do-wells will deftly and elegantly throw ping pong balls at half-full glasses of beer in a form reminiscent of Northwestern University beer pong legend Joe Davis. I encourage all of you to go cheer on Team Temp Diaries and/or distract the other teams. Whatever helps us win.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

6PM ~ 2AM

El Guapo Cantina

7250 Melrose Avenue

And now, let me introduce the roster of champions...

NAME: Harrison Bohrman
BEER PONG POSITION: Ponger
REAL WORK: Co-produced "Bomb It" a documentary about graffiti artists.

SHAMELESS PLUG: www.bombit-themovie.com

NAME: Boxcar Ross
BEER PONG POSITION: Ponger
PROOF OF UNDEREMPLOYMENT: University of Illinois graduate
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Every shot is thrown with bad intentions. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want to eat your heart."


NAME: Withheld
BEER PONG POSITION: First Alternate Ponger
PROOF OF UNDEREMPLOYMENT: Film School Graduate
FAVORITE BITCH-WORK MEMORY: I once had to complete an entire online traffic school course for my boss’ wife, who ran a stop sign, no doubt in a hurry to get to the country club. And, I wasn’t even getting paid.
TV CHARACTERS MOST SIMILAR TO ME: Monica Geller, Diane Chambers, Liz Lemon (However, she's a successful writer...)
SOMETIMES I WISH: I worked in the White House. Then at least I’d be getting a government pension.

GO TEAM!!!