TOLDJA -- Marketing 101

If you'd like to see first hand someone use the term "amusing skirmish," visit LA Observed. And as a bonus chuckle, read the part where DHD is only worth somewhere south of $400,000. Nikki, if you amortize $400,000 over the 3 years you've been doing this site, that's an unimpressive $133,000 per year. Heck, I have friends who make more than that, and they do it without the vitriol. (Sharon Waxman does a full-on analysis of the value of DHD if you get into things like CPMs and other acronyms.)

Now to prove that I have a warm, cuddly side, let's take a moment to celebrate the closest thing I have to offspring -- Dog X. He turns 7 today. He told me his wish is to have everyone tell their friends about the Hollywood Temp Diaries. And how could you say "No" to a face like this.