Friday the 13th is a day of bad luck for many. What could be the worst that could happen today?

Ben Silverman says your show idea "reminds him a lot of 'Kath and Kim'." -- 8%

Your date takes you to a "Pink Panther 2" & "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" double feature. -- 15%

Your pimp gets you work at CAA...for Ara Keshishian. -- 10%

Rite Aid ups the price of Jagermeister. -- 5%

You realize you're broke and have to move back home to Duluth. -- 59%