Chapter One -- Life Before the Mailroom

Some of you may wonder what I do on days when I have no work. I often wonder the same thing myself. It likely involves a lot of looking at Facebook, sending spam email (as discussed previously in "When Bad Ideas Happen to Good People") and trying to concoct lunch out of mustard, corn tortillas and carrots.

But luckily I've been working on a book. So that keeps me sane in these crazy times. While I kinda wanted to keep the book a secret, I feel like I can trust you guys. This IS Hollywood. No one would ever steal anyone's idea. We're just a big happy family.

So without any further adieu, here's an excerpt from my upcoming book, The Hollywood Temp Diaries presents: Life Before the Mailroom. I hope you like it.

Oh, has anyone seen my baseball bat? I need it.

Chapter 1

No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.
No work and all waiting for the phone to ring makes Temp X a dull boy.