Friday Haiku-fest

Beer in hand -- Miller.

Celebrating all that's good.
No SAG strike...not yet.

It's "Pilot Season."
The phone will ring off the hook.
Say "Good Bye" to lunch.

"Superstars." More crap.
Aren't there better ideas?
Not at ABC.

Unemployment check?
Not this week. Processing gaffe.
Should I sell plasma?


Candidate asks me,
"What studio am I at?"
He'll likely get hired.

I guess I'm lucky.
Based on unemployment stats
We'll all soon be temps.


Just saw on the news
There was an Earthquake last night.
"Four?" Doesn't count here.

Blogging ain't easy.
Writing stuff every day
Thank God for haikus.