Monday, August 11, 2008

Bitchfest Monday

It's come to my attention that my blog isn't the traditional online diary. Some say I spend too much time writing songs, creating MadLibs or pretending to be famous writers (rather than actually being one). With that in mind, I'd like to offer you a more typical blog entry. This entry is called "Bitchfest."

Monday, August 11, 2008

No work today
No calls from my Temp Pimp
No income
No measurable brain activity
No need to take a shower
No interest in the Olympics, Jerry Springer or Oprah
No agent or manager to call
No meetings
No love life
No 401(k) contributions
No paid vacation, sick days or floating holidays
No energy to write
No desire to pay bills
No nice car
No 3 bedroom/2.5 bath house/Infinity pool
No food in the apartment
No interest in doing laundry, vacuuming or washing dishes
No place to go
No one to even tell me "No"
No desire to work in Reality TV
No interest in working for "No - Pay; Yes - Copy/Credit/Meals"
No need to get out of bed or go outside
No coffee
NO COFFEE!!!!!!!
No wonder it's that kind of day


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not a blog entry. That's a LIST of future blog entries!

Anonymous said...

No capacity to plaster on the compulsory smile/nod all day
No justifiable reason to be working below qualifications
No limit to the eye-popping frustration.

I feel you, Temp X. I'll take your bitching and songwriting over a traditional blog any day.

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