Hollywood Haikus

They were so popular the first time, we've brought them back. So crack out your Zen Garden, cram yourself into the Lotus position and escape to a better place.

Underpaid? Lips sealed.
Overworked? I dare not speak.
CAA life stinks.


Friday - 9 p.m.
I'm still at my desk toiling.
My boss? Out drinking.


Note to message board,
"ISO - UTA list."
I need a new gig.

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Oh poor "Speed Racer."
Should have been PG-13.
Wrong demographics.


Eddie Murphy with
Eddie Murphy? Not again!
"Meet Dave"...umm...I'll pass.


Please settle your spat
SAG and AMPTP.
The writers' strike sucked.

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Angie's still preggers.
Twins are soon joining the brood.
Don't ask E.T. when.


Oh, Denise Richards.
What's "Complicated"? Reading?
Sure makes acting tough.

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Smart shows, we miss you.
Arrested Development,
You died way too soon.


Temp X is snippy.
Lashing out at everyone.
Time for vacation.